samagotchi:

when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.

childservices:

omg

princessskittybot:

when the two characters you ship more than anything stand next to each other in official art

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kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

divinedorothy:

trying to think of unproblematic celebrities u like and you’re just sat there with a virtually empty piece of paper - you’ve written laverne cox down three times

drdavidbrinner:

Shine bright like a shitty wig

broratio:

when u see a hot girl and ur like: life goals???? or wife goals??????

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